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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 05/03/2008 | | Views: | 258 | | | | Joke: | A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls
out a gun and robs the bank. To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and
asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The customer says "Yes, I did!"
The bank robber raises his gun, points it to his head and shoots him.
The robber moves to the next customer in line and says "What about you, did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied "I didn't, but my wife did!" | | | |
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