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| | Category: | Women jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 751 | | | | Joke: | A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time Im not eating is when Im sleeping!" | | | |
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