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| | Category: | Women jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 108 | | | | Joke: | In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. | | | |
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