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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 16 | | | | Joke: | Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him ! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  | | "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said the waiter. "Ill inform the branch manager."... more
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