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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean ! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  | | Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more
| | 2. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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