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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 14 | | | | Joke: | Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by ! | | | |
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