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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 13 | | | | Joke: | Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray ! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  | | Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or theyll all be wanting one.... more
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