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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 52 | | | | Joke: | Waiter, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.Im sorry, sir, but were out of cream. How about with no milk? | | | |
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