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| There was some mix-up with a womans room. Theclerk (or whatever they are called on ships) wastrying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would youlike an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" Shereplied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today... more
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| 2. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."... more
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| 3. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?... more
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| 4. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| "I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, thats hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."... more
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| 5. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yanks. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is the Post Office Tower.... more
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| 6. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist... more
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| The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, whopays with a $20 bill.The vendor puts the bill i... more
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| What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? Im sorry to leave, now that Ive almost bought the place.... more
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| 9. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "Youve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?"The desk clerk says, "Sir, thats absurd. Have you looke... more
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| 10. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Father OMally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been marriedand he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life. So,he decides to go to the States before i... more
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