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| | Category: | Telephone jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why dont you call me on the telephone?" "You aint got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!" | | | |
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