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| | Category: | Sport jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up. | | | |
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