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| What lights up a football stadium ?A football match !... more | |
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| Whats the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford!... more | |
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| Why arent football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere!... more | |
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| Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!... more | |
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| What tea do footballers drink ?Penaltea !... more | |
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| Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?It was a cup draw !... more | |
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| What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The champire!... more | |
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| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days !... more | |
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| Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ?Paul gas coin !... more | |
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| A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "Its a spec... more |
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