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| 1. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct, he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the sa... more | |
| 2. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?He was the skipper !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Ill come back in a years time!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play!... more | |
| 5. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, its a sin any day of the week!"... more | |
| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can spee... more | |
| 7. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why didnt the dog want to play football ?It was a boxer !... more | |
| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!... more | |
| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didnt realize you had played before, sir."... more | |
| 10. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The champire!... more |
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