| 1. | Category: Sport jokes  | | What do you get if you drop a piano on a teams defence?A flat back four!... more
| | 2. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?He was the skipper !... more
| | 3. | Category: Sport jokes  | | What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!... more
| | 4. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because education pays off in the long run!... more
| | 5. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "Whats so great about it?" Bob said, "Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will fl... more
| | 6. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Golfer: "That cant be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."Caddy: "Its a long time since we started, sir."... more
| | 7. | Category: Sport jokes  | | A true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"Wilkins replied, "I dont know and I dont care!"... more
| | 8. | Category: Sport jokes  | | What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!... more
| | 9. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, thats awful!" "Youre... more
| | 10. | Category: Sport jokes  | | What part of a football ground is never the same ?The changing rooms !... more
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