| 1. | Category: Sport jokes  | | When fish play football, who is the captain?The teams kipper!... more
| | 2. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Golfer: "That cant be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."Caddy: "Its a long time since we started, sir."... more
| | 3. | Category: Sport jokes  | | A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: Whats with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I dont know, but Ive never seen such ineptitude! Pastor... more
| | 4. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?It was a cup draw!... more
| | 5. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?He was a pool shark!... more
| | 6. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, its a sin any day of the week!"... more
| | 7. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !... more
| | 8. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!... more
| | 9. | Category: Sport jokes  | | A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?"Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter"They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"... more
| | 10. | Category: Sport jokes  | | A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "Its a spec... more
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