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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more | |
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more | |
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more | |
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation."It was late at night" says the pilot, "Canberra was covered in fog... more | |
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be tax deductible, but I like your thinking".... more | |
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appe... more | |
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more | |
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more | |
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more | |
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart."The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?""One was a teacher and the other... more |
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