| 1. | Category: Sport jokes  | | What tea do footballers drink ?Penaltea !... more
| | 2. | Category: Sport jokes | | Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because education pays off in the long run!... more
| | 3. | Category: Sport jokes | | A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "Its a spec... more
| | 4. | Category: Sport jokes | | What part of a football pitch smells nicest ?The scenter spot !... more
| | 5. | Category: Sport jokes | | After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about... more
| | 6. | Category: Sport jokes | | Q: What did the football say to the football player?A: I get a kick out of you.... more
| | 7. | Category: Sport jokes | | Q: Whats the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: Ones a glueless kit and the others a clueless git!... more
| | 8. | Category: Sport jokes | | "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jacks wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesights gotten so bad, Icouldnt see where the ball went.""Youre seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why dont you take my brot... more
| | 9. | Category: Sport jokes | | A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I couldnt understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said."What do you mean?" he asked."Well, everyone... more
| | 10. | Category: Sport jokes | | What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!... more
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