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| 1. | Category: Sport jokes |
| When fish play football, who is the captain?The teams kipper!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.""Batted .007," his wife added.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct, he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the sa... more | |
| 4. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ?Paul gas coin !... more | |
| 5. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?Beans on post !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?A: Studying their Miranda Rights.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What tea do footballers drink ?Penaltea !... more | |
| 10. | Category: Sport jokes |
| How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.... more |
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