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| Q: What did the football say to the football player?A: I get a kick out of you.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why did the goal post get angry ?Because the bar was rattled !... more | |
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| Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ?Because he liked sole music !... more | |
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| "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jacks wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesights gotten so bad, Icouldnt see where the ball went.""Youre seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why dont you take my brot... more | |
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| A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gent... more | |
| 7. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Where do old bowling balls end up?In the gutter!... more | |
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| What do you get if you drop a piano on a teams defence?A flat back four!... more | |
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| How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!... more | |
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| The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct, he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the sa... more |
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