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Category:	Sport jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct, he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

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