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| | Category: | Sport jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopeys alive!" | | | |
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