The Jokes Network

SUBSCRIBE ::

Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Sport jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	26

Joke:	Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.""Batted .007," his wife added.

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Sport Jokes:

1.	Category: Sport jokes
	Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar cant jump!... more
2.	Category: Sport jokes
	Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?So that they can pack the defence!... more
3.	Category: Sport jokes
	Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?A: Studying their Miranda Rights.... more
4.	Category: Sport jokes
	Which insect didnt play well in goal ?The fumble bee !... more
5.	Category: Sport jokes
	Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ?They got jellygated !... more
6.	Category: Sport jokes
	Ref:Im sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !... more
7.	Category: Sport jokes
	Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?The bored room !... more
8.	Category: Sport jokes
	Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because theyre always dribbling!... more
9.	Category: Sport jokes
	Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground!... more
10.	Category: Sport jokes
	Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, whos driving?A: The police.... more