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| What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?Both do hat tricks !... more | |
| 2. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!... more | |
| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What tea do footballers drink?Penaltea!... more | |
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| What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The champire!... more | |
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| How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because theyre always dribbling!... more | |
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| Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: Whats with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I dont know, but Ive never seen such ineptitude! Pastor... more | |
| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "Whats so great about it?" Bob said, "Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will fl... more | |
| 10. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Where do footballers dance?At a football!... more |
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