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| What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Where do footballers dance?At a football!... more | |
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| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !... more | |
| 4. | Category: Sport jokes |
| What is a runners favourite subject in school ?Jog-raphy !... more | |
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| The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challengin... more | |
| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more | |
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| When fish play football, who is the captain?The teams kipper!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?So that they can pack the defence!... more | |
| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about... more | |
| 10. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Which football team loves ice-cream?Aston Vanilla!... more |
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