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| 1. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Whats the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?A: Studying their Miranda Rights.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!Caddy: "I didnt realize you had played before, sir."... more | |
| 4. | Category: Sport jokes |
| The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct, he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the sa... more | |
| 5. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Ill come back in a years time!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Sport jokes |
| A true story, according to the LA Times.....Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"Wilkins replied, "I dont know and I dont care!"... more | |
| 8. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar cant jump!... more | |
| 9. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Golfer: "Ive played so poorly all day; I think Im going to go drown myself in that lake."Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."... more | |
| 10. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can spee... more |
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