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| How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.... more | |
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| Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?Webley stadium!... more | |
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| Why did the goal post get angry ?Because the bar was rattled !... more | |
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| A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club?"Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter"They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"... more | |
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| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !... more | |
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| What lights up a football stadium?A football match!... more | |
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| What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The champire!... more | |
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| The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challengin... more | |
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| Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, thats awful!" "Youre... more |
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