| 1. | Category: Sport jokes  | | Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?It was a cup draw!... more
| | 2. | Category: Sport jokes | | What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!... more
| | 3. | Category: Sport jokes | | Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?Webley stadium !... more
| | 4. | Category: Sport jokes | | How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ?Somebody took a corner !... more
| | 5. | Category: Sport jokes | | Why didnt the dog want to play football?It was a boxer!... more
| | 6. | Category: Sport jokes | | Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?So that they can pack the defence!... more
| | 7. | Category: Sport jokes | | A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "Its a spec... more
| | 8. | Category: Sport jokes | | Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because education pays off in the long run!... more
| | 9. | Category: Sport jokes | | Why did the goal post get angry?Because the bar was rattled!... more
| | 10. | Category: Sport jokes | | The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct, he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the sa... more
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