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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more | |
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more | |
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more | |
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appe... more | |
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him."How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always cons... more | |
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.... more | |
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more | |
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"The businessman replies, "Thats the accountant were looking for."... more | |
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more | |
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, Ill bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in that floc... more |
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