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| | Category: | School jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 14 | | | | Joke: | Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening ! | | | |
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