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| | Category: | Restaurant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 13 | | | | Joke: | Janes father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As hed spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?" "Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?" | | | |
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