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| After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, Ive decided Im going to be a minister when I grow up. "Thats okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy re... more
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| An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.Instead of buying anew one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of thevestibule. When hegot there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a p... more
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| 3. | Category: Religious jokes |
| As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at... more
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| 4. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think Ill walk on the water, that was always a go... more
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| 5. | Category: Religious jokes |
| The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing ona large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopheraccidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiffstepped out of the boat, walked across... more
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| 6. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?A. The thought had never entered his head before.... more
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| 7. | Category: Religious jokes |
| A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I d... more
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| 8. | Category: Religious jokes |
| A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a sh... more
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| 9. | Category: Religious jokes |
| And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch.... more
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| 10. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Is there a God?A billion Hindus cant be wrong.... more
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