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| | Category: | Religious jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church. "Good morning, Jonathan," the preacher said as he reached out to shake Joanthans hand. As he was doing do he felt something in the palm of Jonathans hand. "Whats this?" the preacher asked. "Money," said Jonathan with a big smile on his face, "Its for you!" "I dont want to take your money, Jonathan," the preacher answered. "I want you to have it," said Jonathan. After a short pause Jonathan continued, "My daddy says youre the poorest preacher we ever had and I want to help you." | | | |
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