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| The priest was preparing a man for his long days journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing.The priest repeated his order. Still the d... more
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| 2. | Category: Religious jokes |
| What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!... more
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| On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said,"Whats a four -letter word ending in "unt" which means "woman"?The bishop said,"Did you try... more
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| A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.God, he prayed, I really want a car.Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.God, he prayed again, I really NEED a car.Still no answer to his prayers. Sud... more
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| A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion."What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi."Well, Im next in li... more
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| An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.Instead of buying anew one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of thevestibule. When hegot there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a p... more
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| A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf. Sarah misses a 3 foot putt and yells, "Goddamn it, missed the bugger!" and the nun says, "If you keep saying that then God will punish you." Next hole Sarah misses a 2 foot putt and says "Godda... more
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| 8. | Category: Religious jokes |
| What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests its chocolate.... more
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| 9. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?A. Davids Triumph was heard throughout the land.... more
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| 10. | Category: Religious jokes |
| The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now." More than half of thecongregation jumped up... more
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