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| | Category: | Police jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didnt stop, he just slowed down a little.The gentleman said Stop or slow down, whats the difference?.The cop pulled the guy out of the car and hit him with a nightstick for about a minute and then said, Would you like for me to stop or just slow down? | | | |
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