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| | Category: | Political jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue.""That is absurd," Gore stoically stated. "When elected, the people of America will see just how passionate and alive I truly am."Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, "Honey, you have a pigeon on your head." | | | |
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