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| | Category: | Political jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me yourmoney", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - Im a UnitedStates Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money." | | | |
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