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| | Category: | Political jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with If Elected I promise..." | | | |
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