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| | Category: | Political jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years. | | | |
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