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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 42 | | | | Joke: | Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. You dont know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musnt be picky about your mothers little faults." | | | |
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