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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 42 | | | | Joke: | Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Dont wear them when youre not looking at anything." | | | |
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