Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money. | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Parent Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Parent jokes  | | "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the reply. "Throw that book away at once," he commanded. "How many times have I told you youre too young to read science fic... more
| | 2. | Category: Parent jokes | | Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, "How did Greg do on his history exam?" "Oh, not so good," he replied."But it wasnt his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!"... more
| | 3. | Category: Parent jokes | | Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor.... more
| | 4. | Category: Parent jokes | | For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.She finally realized that she had dominated the entire... more
| | 5. | Category: Parent jokes | | Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his fathers annoyance.Teddy, he called, how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.There was a silenc... more
| | 6. | Category: Parent jokes | | NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.... more
| | 7. | Category: Parent jokes | | Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the... more
| | 8. | Category: Parent jokes | | Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Dont wear them when youre not looking at anything."... more
| | 9. | Category: Parent jokes | | Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ?They called him Dad !... more
| | 10. | Category: Parent jokes | | An irate father stormed into the principals office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, dont get excited," said the principal. "Well get your Winslows English teacher in h... more
|
Copyright
2006-2009 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 