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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 33 | | | | Joke: | The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?" | | | |
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