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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 40 | | | | Joke: | Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.Father: !!!??????!!! | | | |
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