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| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six oclock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I dont blame you, Grandpa. I wouldnt think,much of it myself. | | | |
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