| 1. | Category: Music jokes  | | Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn wouldve done it.... more
| | 2. | Category: Music jokes | | Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.... more
| | 3. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
| | 4. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.... more
| | 5. | Category: Music jokes | | Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
| | 6. | Category: Music jokes | | A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry," said the violist, "just fake it."... more
| | 7. | Category: Music jokes | | Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to think Im employing corporal punishment, dear.... more
| | 8. | Category: Music jokes | | Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps and flats.... more
| | 9. | Category: Music jokes  | | Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
| | 10. | Category: Music jokes | | Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"... more
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