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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?A: Who cares!... more | |
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more | |
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more | |
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.... more | |
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| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more | |
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more | |
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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more |
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