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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more | |
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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more | |
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| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more | |
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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more | |
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| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more | |
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more | |
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| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more |
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