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| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more | |
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter.""Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"... more | |
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| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more | |
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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more | |
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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?A: Who cares!... more | |
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| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more | |
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more | |
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| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more | |
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| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!... more | |
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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more |
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