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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."... more | |
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| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more | |
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| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!... more | |
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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?A: Who cares!... more | |
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and dont return it.... more | |
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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more |
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