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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more | |
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more | |
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| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more | |
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| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first?A: Who cares!... more | |
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.Afterwards, one musician was overheard whisperi... more | |
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| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more | |
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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more |
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